SPOON LICKERS GOES CORPORATE
remember when peter fell in love with wendy and left neverland behind forever?
it’s like that.
i done grown up, y’all. and i have a company blackberry to prove it.
not gonna lie, i’m lovin’ the corporate life. but it comes at a price.
and there’s no way around it. this is a sorry, sorry state of affairs:

i am so totally adult i did not even have time to pretty and polaroidify this photo.
i make a mean canned tuna, trust. but those are not spoons for licking.
BIG BOY TUNA
INGREDIENTS
1. one container of tuna
2. mayonaise (i use nayonaise, soy mayo - actually quite tasty!)
3. maille honey mustard
4. nakano rice vinegar
5. lemon (optional)
6. pepper
DIRECTIONS
1. combine tuna, mayo, and mustard. no idea how much, just do what feels right. go nuts.
2. stir in a pinch of vinegar, lemon, and pepper.
3. enjoy in bed over bravo tv, and shed a tear for your kitchenaid during top chef: just desserts promos.
a lost boy my kitchenaid i have made, but not for lack of love.
a sorry state of affairs indeed.
- alexandra